Full Body Corset

The vacuum suit that sucked my mummy tummy away in six weeks

Celebrities are constantly photographed looking super svelte in size 6 bodycon dresses just weeks after giving birth while new mums across the land feel their hearts collectively sink.

From Miranda Kerr to Victoria Beckham there is no postpartum paunch in sight.

Having given birth to my third child just three months ago, I was one of those women who were left not just downhearted, but downright jealous to witness the absence of the wobbly porridge-like tummy that the rest of us new mummies have become oh-so-familiar with.

The answer: a space-age-sounding device called the Hypoxi vacusuit. It’s basically a sealed compression chamber that contains a horizontal or vertical bike.

It works by creating a vacuum while you work out, which, if the results are to be believed, sucks the fat from your body. 

Cheryl Cole reportedly spent £36,000 on one for her London pad last year. A cheat’s way to losing the post-baby bulge? Just show me where to sign. 

While I’m happy with my 5ft 9in, 10st 6lb body, I’d swap it for a slighter one any day. So one quick Google search and £500 later, I’m signed up to a course of 12 sessions at a local gym. I set out for my first session in trainers, which I haven’t worn since I had a paper round in the Eighties.

I’ll try anything if it promises to tone my sizeable backside and shrink the perma-paunch that resides where my tummy used to be before I had three children.

My personal Hypoxi expert, Lucy, holds up a cross between a wetsuit and a corset-style bodice and explains I’ll be wearing this while I pedal away horizontally for 30 minutes inside the compression chamber.

Hypoxi promises inch loss, not specifically weight loss, by using the vacuum therapy to draw fatty acids from your stomach, thighs, bum and hips to ensure you’re burning calories from those parts of the body before anywhere else.

Lucy warns there may be only a slight change on the scales, but there should be a sizeable shrinking of those target areas, with most women dropping one or two dress sizes during a 12-week course. Better still, the results are said to be permanent.

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